The insidious manner in which the address is written in blue ink, completely different from the black ink the message is written in, leads me to believe that this card was not done specifically for me.And, as much as I appreciate that I got one at all, it hurts. I've gone through life expecting special treatment and normally get it. One certainly doesn't usually get more than they ask for, so I ask for it all up front. Take the proverbial table with me to keep from leaving anything lying on it.
There's only one woman in this world that would tempt me to leave the little bride and that's Tracy. There now, I've said it. It can't be taken back. You've read it and it's out there for the world to see.
And, all I got was this generic card...
UPDATE
Just so I don't seem completely ungrateful, here's a link to last year's card...
Hamster Stan.
1 comment:
you are something special.
i am not yet done with my stupid postcards, so i will have to get drunk, think of you, and see what splooges forth.
and no need to leave the wife, just convince her to let me join you two one drunken evening.
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