A pig that good, you don't eat him all at once.
All right, damnit, I'll wash the dishes!
I didn't say she was crazy, your honor, I said she was fucking Goofy.
I guess I know my own daughter's handwriting.
I didn't want anybody thinkin' I was a truck driver.
Okay, but don't try to start anything!
I told you I was sick!
She puts a suit on him and sends him to work every morning.
You're thirty-four and you're the pricipal.
I don't think I could stand ten dollars worth!
No, I'm not a real sailor. I'm just wearing the hat.
If you haven't heard the jokes, then I probably ruined them for you, didn't I? Some things you can't un-see. Sorry.